Guess what everybody? I can be seen in both a Comcast and an Applebee's commercial and have just completed a hilarious new Aflac spot! As you'll see, the duck and I got on very well.

If any of you people are out there in the Seattle Washington area, please come see me perform what I laughingly refer to as stand up comedy at The Comedy Underground at Swannies! I'll be there February 8th and 9th making dreams come true for the humor impaired. The club is at 222 South Main Street, Seattle WA 98104 and for ticket and showtime info, call (206) 628-0303 or go to www.comedyunderground.com.

But if that were not enough, I will also be performing one night only in historic Bellingham Washington at the Fairhaven Pub and Martini Bar on Feb. 10th. It's located at 1114 Harris Ave, Bellingham WA 98225 and for ticket and showtime info call (360) 671-6745.

As I'm sure dozens of you already know, I was the 1989 winner of the Seattle International Comedy Competition and I will be wearing my tiara at both venues!

Oh, and be sure to check out my My Space page for exciting new new opportunities to kill a few minutes!

For those of you who clamor for my television work, I just completed work on two episodes of the NBC show "Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip". I play one of the cast members of a Saturday Night Live style sketch show and I think after viewing my performance you'll agree that the magnitude of my talent can no longer be denied...unless you choose to deny it...so please don't do that...please?

I also provided some voices on an animated online campaign for Microsoft! To check it out, just get your sweet asses on the Internet and go to: http://www.defyallchallenges.com

Once you get there, just scroll over "Enter the DEV BASE" then, click on "Visual Studio Team System". You will be taken to a page with a snazzy logo surrounded by four moons. Click on the second moon from the left. Click "Watch the Videos" then, click on a commercial to play it. You'll be glad you did!

Wow! I guess this year, success has decided to spank me with her good hand!

Please be sure to look and listen for me as the voice of "Scoutmaster Dan" on the new Cartoon Network show "Squirrel Boy". Dan is a mean and slightly psychotic Scoutmaster, basically what I would be if I could live my life over as a mean and psychotic Scoutmaster. Scoutmaster Dan appears in a few Squirrel Boy episodes and he's the dictionary definition of a "hoot". Check it out!

When your not replaying those Tivo'd episodes of Squirrel Boy, switch over to MTV and get some well deserved laughs listening to me as the voice of Rob Schneider on "Celebrity Deathmatch". Yes, Rob takes on the late Rodney Dangerfield but it's you viewers that come out the winners.

If that still doesn't wet your Weinhold whistles (Note: Remind myself to start selling Weinhold Whistles), I was the voice of a taste bud on a Weinershinitzel commercial, I mock Kathy Griffin in an Alka Seltzer commercial, and I will appear in an upcoming Comcast commercial…well…being hilarious.

And as usual, you can watch me on a regular basis taking the piss out of celebrities on various A@E, E!, and VH1 clip shows. I just did a new one for VH1 and dare I say, the kid gloves are off. Honestly, do you know how difficult it is to take off kid gloves? I can't do it without ripping them...not to mention injuring the kid.

As many of you may already know, The Bob And Tom Show and I are great friends and every time I'm on, we have a wonderful time pointing out how big of a dork I am. Do yourself a favor and check out their website at http://www.bobandtom.com

Last but definitely not least, please watch "Starface", the new game show on...and this may surprise you...The Game Show Network. The show is hosted by Danny Bonaduce (of "Breaking Bonaduce" and that other show with the kids playing hippie music) and I did some writing on it along with my friends Mike Bailey, Kevin Seccia, Mike Schmidt, Danielle Koenig and Jeff Rothberg (Jeff created the show and executive produces along with the very cool Brennan Huntington and Pat Finn). Danny is a great host and a funny guy and I look forward to getting arrested with him someday.