THE LONG HARD WAIT IS ABSOLUTELY, DEFINITELY OVER!

MY NEW COMEDY CD IS HERE!!!

My new comedy CD Matt Weinhold "DEAD FUNNY" has been completed and is now available for purchase! The CD was recorded at Cobb's Comedy Club in San Francisco and has a delightful selection of my greatest and darkest hits. For a look at the cover art (and lots of great photography from super photo genius Susan Maljan http://www.lpb.com/maljan/ ), go to the photo section of this site. It's really frickin' awesome! It makes a great gift and an even better re-gift. Go to the buy "Buy My CD" and follow the instructions or click here to: http://cdbaby.com/cd/mattweinhold You'll be reasonably pleased you did!

Oh, and if you'd like to see a very nice review of my new CD by acclaimed writer/reviewer Bill Holmes, please click here to: http://drbristol.wordpress.com/2009/03/18/stand-up-witmatt-weinhold . If this doesn't convince you to buy it, you most certainly should have your funny bone looked at by a professional.

STAND UP COMEDY NEWS!!!

WEINHOLD AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!!!

Not long ago, I appeared at Golden Apple Comics in Los Angeles doing an online show called "Comic On Comics". What is "Comics On Comic" you say? It's the greatest comic minds meeting the greatest minds in comics in a round-table discussion of the latest news and events in the world of comic books! The show I did featured comic writer Geoff Johns, TV's Frank Coniff, Ken Pringle (mmmm...Pringles), host Juan-Manuel Rocha, and of course me (I was the one wearing the "Batmite" costume). To check out the show and past episodes of "Comics On Comics" go to: http://www.comicsoncomics.com

And for those of you need your comic book fix (like my good buddy Darick Robertson's excellent book "The Boys" created by Darick and Garth Ennis) in the Los Angeles area, go to Golden Apple Comics, located at 7018 Melrose Ave. , Los Angeles,CA, 90038. For more info, go to http://www.goldenapplecomics.com

In a similar vein, I periodically am a guest on my good friend Jackie Kashian's podcast "The Dork Forest". I'm sure you've seen how hilarious Jackie's standup is on numerous TV shows, including her Comedy Central special. We survived several weeks on the road together and frankly, I can not say enough nice things about her. A semi-regular guest host on the show is another hilarious comic and good friend of mine, Jennifer MacLean. Jennifer was one of the first genuinely nice people I met in Los Angeles and again, I cannot say enough nice things about her. The show itself is a delightful exploration into all the nerdy things I enjoy and if you don't listen to it...HULK WILL SMASH!!!! Listen live at 4:00PM west coast time, or listen to the archives at: http://www.thedorkforest.com

But wait! There's even more!

! I just did a review of the new version of "The Day The Earth Stood Still" for the website www.ComedyFilm Nerds.com The site was created by my friends (and excellent comedians) Chris Mancini and Graham Elwood and gives you everything you need to know about braving this brave new world we call cinema. You'll also get to bask in the glorious talent of my other friends and colleagues, including Dean Haglund, Allan Havey, Jackie Kashian, Mike Schmidt, Doug Benson, Laura House, Lord Carrett, and many others! And if it's comedy merchandise you're looking for, look no further...unless you can't find what you're looking for. My long awaited CD "Dead Funny" is also available for purchase at ComedyFilmNerds.com as well! All this magnificent splendor can be yours by going to: http://www.comedyfilmnerds.com

Oh, and please be sure to check out the Popcorn Mafia podcast hosted by the double threat of wit and charm, Grae Drake and Gariana Abeyta. Each week they review movies with a different special guest, and it's always a blast. Imagine "At The Movies" with the threat of actual violence. I had the distinct pleasure of being a guest on the show and was grateful to be allowed the opportunity to vent about a problem I had with a certain superhero film. Thank you Grae and Gariana! Because of you I won't have to ruin another Thanksgiving dinner with my usual drunken "Iron Man" tirade. Although seriously, none of the terrorists questioned why Tony Stark was building them a missile with a face? To listen to the show live, listen to show I did ("We Are Robert Downey Jr.s Bitches"), or listen to many other great archived shows, go to: http://www.popcornmafia.com

But if that wasn't enough, you can also see me in the new movie "Green Flash" written and directed by the great Paul Nihipali. The movie is about life, love, and volleyball, but necessarily in that order. I play the role of cantankerous volleyball competition official Pete Palmer and dare I say that my performance was masterful, especially in that aspect ratio. Also look for my good friend Andy Kindler playing the hilarious sporting goods store customer. He's priceless! For more info on the film go to: http://www.greenflashthemovie.com .

Oh, and be sure to check out my My Space page for exciting new new opportunities to kill a few minutes!

For those of you who clamor for my television work, I do the voices of various characters on the animated show "Code Monkeys" on the G4 Network. The show is animated as if it were an old school Super Nintendo game and follows the misadventures of a video game company called Gamevision. The show was created by Adam De La Pena (who also does the voice of Dave) and is hilariously profane. I have done numerous characters on a semi-regular basis, ranging from Hitler to George Michael which coincidentally, was my last Halloween costume. The show is currently in its second season and for more info go to http://www.g4tv.com/codemonkeys/index.html. It'll fill you with happy sauce!

I also provided some voices on an animated online campaign for Microsoft! To check it out, just get your sweet asses on the Internet and go to: http://www.defyallchallenges.com

Once you get there, just scroll over "Enter the DEV BASE" then, click on "Visual Studio Team System". You will be taken to a page with a snazzy logo surrounded by four moons. Click on the second moon from the left. Click "Watch the Videos" then, click on a commercial to play it. You'll be glad you did!

Wow! I guess this year, success has decided to spank me with her good hand!

Please be sure to look and listen for me as the voice of on the Cartoon Network show "Squirrel Boy". Dan is a mean and slightly psychotic Scoutmaster, basically what I would be if I could live my life over as a mean and psychotic Scoutmaster. Scoutmaster Dan appears in a few Squirrel Boy episodes and he's the dictionary definition of a "hoot". Check it out!

When your not replaying those Tivo'd episodes of Squirrel Boy, switch over to MTV and get some well deserved laughs listening to me as the voice of Rob Schneider on "Celebrity Deathmatch". Yes, Rob takes on the late Rodney Dangerfield but it's you viewers that come out the winners.

And as usual, you can watch me on a regular basis taking the piss out of celebrities on various A@E, E!, TV Guide Channel and VH1 clip shows. I just did a new one for E! and dare I say, the kid gloves are off. Honestly, do you know how difficult it is to take off kid gloves? I can't do it without ripping them...not to mention injuring the kid.

ATTENTION BOB & TOM SHOW FANS!!!